Thursday, August 13, 2009

Mother Effing Kids With Their Damn Elbows!

So today was Drank's Birthday. Happy birthday! We went to California Adventure!!!!! YAY! Let us tell you about the very interesting day we had.

First the car ride down there was interesting on its own! We jammed to awesome music and made lots of friends. So many people waved and gave Drank a thumbs up! There was some that stick out, like these two guys in a truck. When we got into traffic we ran into them, they wanted us to flash them. Drank shook her finger and she no. There was another man in a white van. He loved Drank, that about sums him up.

Sooooo, then we get there and drive into the parking garage. We then pump up the jam, Welcome by Jump 5. annnnnd we got the parking lady to dance with us. Then she gave us FREE PARKING!!!! YAY!!!! We love her!

After we park we go into line to get my ticket and Drank's FREE ticket! This story is explained in the video. WATCH IT!!!!! OR ELSE! hehe

So once were in the park post blacking out. We ate our lunches, that we packed! and these two picture guys come up, and we just sat there for like an hour posing and smiling. But the jerks never took our picture! After that we rode soaring over cali. and it was fun. Then we headed to the Toy Story ride. As were walking some man walked past us and yelled "Stop looking at me swan!" totally awesome and random, he also was pretending to fly as he walked. Hes cool. The Toy Story ride was bomb! Skank totally beat Drank!

For Dinner we ate at Ariel's Grotto. It was simply amazing. The food, the drinks, the princesses. All of it was awesome. They made the whole room sing to Drank. It was soooo cute! after dinner we got Rita's and headed to Tower of Terror!!! The Fist time we rode Tower of Terror we had a totally awesome man send us off in the elevator. He interacted with us at first and took pictures! Then he sung to Drank! Amazing!

So as we are leaving the parking garage Drank happens to look out right at the perfect time and see a NAKED lady in a hotel room right next door!!!! I said "Happy Birthday to you!!" Drank says "Someone should tell her how windows work!" Then not 5 seconds later, Because my truck Larry is quite large i only like a 4 in. clearance in this damn place and sooooo I choose to take my time but some DOUCHE BAG decides to HONK at me!!! I got soooooo mad!!!! Its isnt my fault i didnt want to wreck my baby! JERK FACE! and the quote that came from that is "Im going to F*ck your ass off!!!"
I was angry but Drank was having a good time!


So aside from a semi rocky start it was a great day! Happy Birthday Drank!!

Fill up her cup! Shes 21!










Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Carlly's Birthday Eve.

Hey Whats it up whats it up??? Drank and Skank here. Dranks is staying over cause were going to CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE tomorrow!!!! Thats right snatches be jealous!!! Tomorrows events are guaranteed to be a great time! Drank is turning 21 tomorra! FILL UP HER CUP!!! Tomorrow at California Adventure we will be arriving around 11? idk. The very first ride all two of us will go on is Tower of Terror!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Later on in the day we have the luxury of dining with the princesses at Ariel's Grotto!!! Be jealous again! Thats all we have planned fer sure. We promise a picture of this day!


In other news, I skank, saw santa run a red light today. It was awesome!
Drank went to work today. Her Friends there gathered to give her some cheesecake. She Liked It! Thanks chilis friends!


Chilis is a proud sponsor of Drank and Skank! We like it! They like us, sort of.


So thats it. Peace out

~Drank and Skank Out!~

Monday, August 10, 2009

The Begining of the best blog series of all time....

Hello out there in blogger world. This is going to be the begining of a beautiful friendship. Skank and I have decided that our lives are so intresting that we will do our best to keep you updated on all the happs. With in the next couple days we wil be road tripping to California Adventure and our confident that this will be a Blog-worthy event. I will be turning 21...lets see how many drinks i will score that day haha. So please stay tuned to recieve a glipse into our lives that are more than likely worthy of a show equivalent to The Hills. Talk to you soon! until then keep it real...

Love,
Skank and Drank